June 2011
41694:
ted: I’ll never set my foot in new jersey again, unless I’m going to see a giants game or flying out of Newark or god forbid disposing of a body. lily: ted if you murder me and bury me in new jersey, I’ll haunt you forever. ted: but if I murder you and bury you somewhere else? lily: meh. I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.
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